The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The ass gains better be worth it
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