More tranny stories later!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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