hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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