Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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