Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Houston, we have a blender
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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