I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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