i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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