Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He shit in the fireplace
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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