Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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