I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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