god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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