awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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