we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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