i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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