Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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