I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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