No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
