I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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