Dual....:-)
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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