okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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