Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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