Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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