so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm too high and old for this...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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