I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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