Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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