Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
His nipple licking is glorious
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