sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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