the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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