is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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