if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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