I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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