Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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