i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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