P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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