Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Is it penis luge time yet?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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