You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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