like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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