If that was your dad, he is hot
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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