DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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