and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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