so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Randomize
