How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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