i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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