Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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