I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
