I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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