question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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