I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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