i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
