I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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