How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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