he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize