i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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